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Welcome to the most financially irresponsible decision you'll make today: The Bad Decisions Store's 'Crab Stock Market Guru' design. Who needs a financial advisor when you can take tips from a crab?

This shirt features a savvy crab, presumably the Warren Buffett of the crustacean world, paired with the phrase 'Stock Market Guru' in the font everyone loves to hate – Comic Sans. It's perfect for those who appreciate their financial advice with a side of absurdity.